BOOGA BOOGA
Thank goodness we found out in time!
It seems that the good folks at In Jesus (Mexican Gay Porn?) have solved the mystery of why a formerly respected Republican “Maverick” has turned into a doddering fool in only 8 short years.
Barack Obama’s family in Kenya is cursing him and Sarah Palin.
I especially like how they refer to Senator Obama as “B. Hussein Obama”. Nice touch, as if we didn’t quite get the hint that Obama was a “Scary black Muslim who practices witchcraft and is going to kill us all once Satan makes him President of the United God Fearing States of Holy Jesusland.”
Among the more ludicrous claims…
- Obama is 75% Arab and a Muslim. (so which one of Obama’s grandparents is the non-arab? Would it be the ones from Kenya? or the two who lived in Kansas all their lives?)
- Obama’s cousin, Odinga, wakes up at 3:00 AM every morning to lay a new curse on John McCain and Sarah Palin. (“Hear me mighty mum-fu-fu, spirit of politics! May Sarah Palin be forced to appear on a weekly comedy show!“)
- Obama’s family are simultaneously Muslim, Satanist, and “Tribal” (Does that mean that Obama finances his campaign from Casino revenues or something?)
- Oprah and her “200 million followers” all support Obama (This one might be close to truth, although I am not sure the number is as low as 200 million.)
- “Dick Morris of Fox News” was sent to Kenya to help Obama’s cousin run for president of the country! (OH THE HU-HANNITY!!!)
I think the most interesting bit of information from these lunatics is that even the rabid Krispy Kristian Koalition thinks that McCain “looks confused and like an idiot”.
There’s a campaign slogan for you. “John McCain, even the religious nutbags think he’s lost it.”
