More wacky Christians!!!


Should kids celebrate Halloween?

Absolutely!  Halloween is fun.  Halloween results in sweet candy goodness.  Haloween teaches kids to worship the devil and believe in ghosts and demons.

*sound of a record needle scratching*

Are you freakin’ serious?

While the link above, from Pat Robertson’s Klan of Kooky Kristians,  does mention the pagan origins of the holiday.  It perpetuates the myth that Samhain is some sort of “God of the Dead”.  No, pagans do not run around worshiping some ooky-spooky death god.  Samhain represents the end of Summer and is closer in meaning to the Celtic New Year.

As far as the whole “worshipping the dead” thing is concerned…

Wiccans as a time to celebrate the lives of those who have passed on, and it often involves paying respect to ancestors, family members, elders of the faith, friends, pets and other loved ones who have died. In some rituals the spirits of the departed are invited to attend the festivities.

In other words, it’s a party.  Have fun.

Yeah, that’s a dangerous message to send our children…

Those wacky Christians


BOOGA BOOGA

BOOGA BOOGA

Thank goodness we found out in time!

It seems that the good folks at In Jesus (Mexican Gay Porn?) have solved the mystery of why a formerly respected Republican “Maverick” has turned into a doddering fool in only 8 short years.

Barack Obama’s family in Kenya is cursing him and Sarah Palin.

I especially like how they refer to Senator Obama as “B. Hussein Obama”.  Nice touch, as if we didn’t quite get the hint that Obama was a “Scary black Muslim who practices witchcraft and is going to kill us all once Satan makes him President of the United God Fearing States of Holy Jesusland.”

Among the more ludicrous claims…

  • Obama is 75% Arab and a Muslim. (so which one of Obama’s grandparents is the non-arab?  Would it be the ones from Kenya? or the two who lived in Kansas all their lives?)
  • Obama’s cousin, Odinga, wakes up at 3:00 AM every morning to lay a new curse on John McCain and Sarah Palin. (“Hear me mighty mum-fu-fu, spirit of politics!  May Sarah Palin be forced to appear on a weekly comedy show!“)
  • Obama’s family are simultaneously Muslim, Satanist, and “Tribal” (Does that mean that Obama finances his campaign from Casino revenues or something?)
  • Oprah and her “200 million followers” all support Obama (This one might be close to truth, although I am not sure the number is as low as 200 million.)
  • “Dick Morris of Fox News” was sent to Kenya to help Obama’s cousin run for president of the country! (OH THE HU-HANNITY!!!)

I think the most interesting bit of information from these lunatics is that even the rabid Krispy Kristian Koalition thinks that McCain “looks confused and like an idiot”.

There’s a campaign slogan for you.  “John McCain, even the religious nutbags think he’s lost it.”