Let me step away from the kink for a minute to point out the new level of asshattery the great state of Texas has risen to. According to Citizens for Change a Texas woman has been charged with possession of child pornography for taking a picture of her child while breastfeeding. So according to Texas images of Breastfeeding is a crime, I think they can do better. Obviously this is child rape, forcing the child to suckle.
While trying to get past my general level of disgust for the Richardson and the “Good Samaritan” (TM) that turned the harlot Mercado in I’ve come up with a few quips. This is what happens when Conservative Family Values and Political Correctness fuck each other and spit out some horribly deformed assbaby. Also, come on, there are Boobs and Food, surely no man in the world can find something wrong with that.
Look joking aside, if you are reading this and are in a position to help Jacqueline Mercado and Johnny Fernandez or know someone who can please don’t sit by the sidelines. If nothing else, spread the word and help make sure people out there know what’s going on.
Here are a few other images of child pornography according to Texas.
Seriously, has any political movement gone from “Majority Party” to “Clown Shoes” so quickly?
Here are some of the choicest tidbits from President Obama’s performance at the White House Correspondents Dinner.
But the line of the night had to be this gem from Wanda Sykes on Rush Limbaugh…
The Republican Party has become a complete shambles. When your party’s guiding lights are talk radio hosts, and some of your oldest and most established members are jumping ship to the other party, perhaps it is time to think about how disconnected you have become from “Mainstream America”. Seriously, these clowns are seriously entertaining the notion of running Sarah Palin for President in 3 more years. It might be more dignified, and certainly less expensive to just say “We give up” and let Obama have his second term without a fight.
As a parting shot, I’ll leave you with this little nugget to think about. The same “Conservatives” who decry Obama’s spending bills and invoke the “holy name” of Ayn Rand when espousing their preferred economic philosophies are the same bozos who voted for Bush’s bailout bill back in December and managed to turn a budget surplus into record deficits in only a few short years. Hypocrite much?
So as my loyals may already know recently the Pixie and I were in the Land o’ Sin, New Orleans. While staggering down Bourbon Street the idea came to us to stop at what was claiming to be a Burlesque show. So far so good, five bucks at the door tells us that they’ll make it up at with the drinks. No worries, we’ve just eaten so bring on the eleven dollar Hurricanes and nine dollar beers. Just one drink for appearances nothing more. Just don’t forget the tip, but I digress.
Ready to see a real Burlesque show we wait patiently as the DJ tries to sort out who’s on stage. After fifteen minutes or so a woman in a bikini and clear three inch heels. Okay, no Burlesque show, just a strip club, we can deal with this. Or, so we thought. Four or so dancers in Pixie is leaning over punching my arm, to make sure I’m awake. Yes, it’s true my droogs your Sultan of Sexy had knocked off somewhere between a titty shake and a thong roll.
Has it come to this? Watching all but naked women gyrating on stage, badly, was just not cutting it. There was no arousal. Maybe some mild amusement as we watched “Bros” try to get a stripper to snatch the fiver from their mouth with something other than a hand. It was all stripper dance number 7, nothing new nothing interesting. Could they at least have the decency to pull a string of beads from some unseen crevasse? That may just be me, but please don’t do the same lame walk and shake as the last girl. I realize asking for creativity may be asking a lot but at least some variation.
So my lovely loyals I bring the question to you. Can you become so desensitized to the vanilla that it’s painfully boring? Better yet, if you have a story out there let’s hear it. Post it in the comments section along with a way to contact you and you may win 2 free rentals at the nearest Blockbuster.
Yes ladies and gents Certified Sound is back on the air! No thanks to those meddling ones and zeroes. We just want to thank everyone who helped get us pack up and running and hope you enjoy what we have in store for 2009!
Reposted from the NCSF website. Please be aware of the following and please make the call.
Action Alert – Winter Wickedness
Support the Holiday Inn – Worthington, OH!
February 4, 2009
Please make a phone call now to support the Holiday Inn Worthington, the host hotel for Adventures In
Sexuality’s (AIS) Winter Wickedness Event taking place February 6-8th. The religious extremist group, Americans for Truth About Homosexuality, along with a local religious radio station in the Columbus, Ohio, area are running a smear campaign against this pansexual BDSM event.Peter LaBarbara of Americans for Truth About Homosexuality calls the event “a freakish sadomasochistic perversion-fest” and urges people to call the hotel’s corporate headquarters to pressure them into canceling “for the sake of decency and public health.”
Bob Burney, a religious extremist Talk Radio DJ, devoted an entire segment of his show slamming Winter Wickedness and attempting to link the event with non-consensual and criminal activities. He urged his listeners to call and mount a campaign against the hotel. (Tuesday, Part 3 starting at 10 min 42sec: ) Click here to listen.
It will only take a minute for you to help! It doesn’t matter where you live or if you’re not going to
attend this event. Please call the Intercontinental Hotels Group Corporate Customer service line at 800-
621-0555, then press option 1, then option 5, and thank them for not discriminating against groups, and
for being willing to face minor adversity for the sake of our freedom.You can also call the Holiday Inn Columbus-Worthington today at 614-436-0700 – they’ll be very glad to
hear a friendly voice to counter the hatred of the religious extremists.Suggested points to make:
1. Thank you for upholding the Fair Accommodations Act and choosing not to discriminate against legal
events.2. Please don’t let a small number of religious extremists manipulate you by drumming up fear with their misinformation campaigns.
3. There are over 200 weekend-long BDSM events that take place every year in America – we bring in a lot of revenue in these hard times. We like to stay at hotel chains where we have been welcomed when we’re traveling on personal or business travel.
4. Organizers of BDSM events such as Winter Wickedness at The Holiday Inn comply with state and local
laws prohibiting public sexual intercourse and other forms of sexual intimacy. Demonstrations, lectures
and discussion groups as well as dinners and evening parties compose the variety of offerings to guests,
nothing different from any of the other hundreds of conventions hosted by your franchisees on a weekly basis.5. Thank you for standing strong against hate and ignorance.
Please pass this on to your friends to call now!
