So “Who the hell is this ‘Grim’ character?”
If I say that I’m something special, then I’m an egotist. If I say that I’m just an Average Joe, then I’m being falsely modest. Since I’m damned if I do and damned if I don’t, here’s what I am in a nutshell (and in no particular order).
- Internet Security Professional with over 20 years of experience in the industry, currently working as a consultant for an unnamed US Government Agency in Atlanta.
- Avid MMORPG player who writes a weekly column for Massively.com
- Current director of the MMORPG track for Dragon*Con , one of my guiltiest pleasures as a geek.
- Sports junkie who plays tennis now that I’m too damn old to play hockey or rugby anymore. (Yes, I played both)
- Husband to a better wife than I deserve.
- Father to a child that has me wrapped around her little finger.
- Opinionated egomaniac who often thinks that he is the smartest person in the room, and is, sadly, right FAR too often.
I don’t think I’m exceptionally brilliant. I see people every day write and say and do incredible things and I do my best to learn from them as much as I am capable. On the other hand, I also see a lot of idiots in the world, and too many of them are trying to call the shots in my life.
- Government (I don’t mind folks making rules, just make them apply to everyone, ok?)
- Work (Whoever said “The customer is always right” is a freakin’ moron.)
- The guy at Subway who wants to call the cops because “There ain’t no such thing as a 2 dollar bill.”
- The A&R executive at a major record label that is trying to make my musical menu consist of the same “Happy Meal” bands cranking out mass produced crap
- The TV executive who thinks we need yet-another-reality show to fill the dead airwaves that are probably frying my brain as we speak
- The marketing executives who actually funded an advertising campaign trying to convince me that “high-fructose corn syrup” is “just as healthy as sugar” despite the fact that my belly button and spine have threatened to live in separate zip codes in the past.
Do I blame these people for the sad, sorry state of my life? Hardly. My life is pretty kick-ass. I’m not bitching because I’m railing in helplessness against things that I blame for making my life miserable. I’m in charge of my own damn life, and I’ll make my own damn mistakes. I believe that making my voice heard, in whatever small capacity that I am capable of doing so, will provide a tiny bit of information and hope to those people who ARE feeling helpless about the state of their own lives.
But most of all, sometimes I just want to get things off of my chest. Writing a blog is a hell of a lot cheaper than therapy. Thanks for coming along for the ride.
-Kevin “Grim” Stallard
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