http://www.grimnews.net/2008/11/my-fathers-chair/ Grim: stern and admitting of no appeasement or compromise Tue, 01 Feb 2011 13:57:37 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 http://www.grimnews.net/2008/11/my-fathers-chair/comment-page-1/#comment-58 Generic Angry Rant To Nobody In Particular, HONEST! | Grim News Sun, 01 Mar 2009 03:13:19 +0000 http://www.grimnews.net/?p=114#comment-58 [...] “Mr. C” and I are well acquainted.  You see, God has, in what appears to be a rarity for Him, given me a crystal clear picture of what will happen if I start smoking.  Every member of my family who smoked is dead.  Specifically, they died from Lung Cancer.  Father.  Grandmother.  Grandfather.  All dead.  All dead from Lung Cancer.  The members of my family who didn’t smoke?  Well, the youngest of the ones who died did so in their 80’s. (ironically enough, smoke inhalation was involved)  I have one family member who has rivaled Keith Richards for heaviest lifetime drug consumption, but she’s still ticking along in her mid-80s.  Why?  The one drug she hasn’t touched (at least in my lifetime) is cigarrettes. [...] [...] “Mr. C” and I are well acquainted.  You see, God has, in what appears to be a rarity for Him, given me a crystal clear picture of what will happen if I start smoking.  Every member of my family who smoked is dead.  Specifically, they died from Lung Cancer.  Father.  Grandmother.  Grandfather.  All dead.  All dead from Lung Cancer.  The members of my family who didn’t smoke?  Well, the youngest of the ones who died did so in their 80’s. (ironically enough, smoke inhalation was involved)  I have one family member who has rivaled Keith Richards for heaviest lifetime drug consumption, but she’s still ticking along in her mid-80s.  Why?  The one drug she hasn’t touched (at least in my lifetime) is cigarrettes. [...]

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